Tuesday, July 17, 2007...12:46 pm

Memo to the MTA

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Dear MTA Conductors,

irttrains.jpgI appreciate it when you take special steps to make your announcements clear to the passengers on board the train. However, I think I speak for masses of young New York natives and all transplanted New Yorkers when I say that this message, which was made on my uptown Q train this morning, is completely useless.

Ladies and Gentlemen, due to a train in Brakes in Emergency on the BMT Line at Lexington Avenue, please take the IRT Shuttle at Times Square to Grand Central.

The only people these days who know what the “IRT” or the “BMT” is are 60 year-old ladies and subway nerds like me. The subway lines have had numbers and letters for almost forty years. And they have these designations for a reason. Use them.

Love,
Chris

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