After spending a great deal of today in a hospital and being hopped up on a whole bunch of drugs, I don’t exactly have the energy to write much of anything.
In the meantime, I’ll leave it to my clever commenters to wildly speculate on what medical ailment I have. Go nuts.
23 Comments
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 8:10 am
I’m going to say Herpes.
Or shaken baby syndrome.
Either way… get well buddy!
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 9:22 am
Kidney stones. Plural.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 9:35 am
according to the picture you got nailed. usually that’s good. here, not so much
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 9:37 am
Had the legs of someone you didn’t know attached to your knees to allow yourself the speed of four legs to win this years marathon?
I hope that you get well soon bud.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 11:25 am
That xray is really upsetting!
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 11:25 am
I think he got the clap from Crapelbon when they went out boozing together and saw the Yankees were so close to the standings so they got really drunk and discovered that they like men.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 12:22 pm
idiocy?
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 12:25 pm
New Hampshire crabs
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 12:52 pm
feel better…
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 1:09 pm
vacationing in NH=Lyme Disease?
Or, after a week of vacationing and, as a corollary to that, not shaving, were you immediately arrested upon retun to NY on suspicion of terrorism and beaten to within an inch of your life by Homeland Security?
Possibly a car accident?
Did you have a run-in with Lorena Bobbitt?
um, I’m out of ideas.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Whatever you have, feel better. I hate hospitals.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Scurvy. Or The Bends. Or are they the same thing?
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 3:15 pm
did you get attacked by your man purse?
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 3:16 pm
o no…i know what happened. your man purse was too heavy and you broke your arm! ouchie!
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 5:10 pm
It’s skin related. Hopefully not Staph. That would be gross.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Well, I know it’s probably not alcohol poisoning. After our Montauk trip, I am convinced that you are immune to hops.
Get well!
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 6:36 pm
scabies!
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 8:16 pm
I’m gonna go with either Crabs or something related to Benadryl. Or maybe both.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 10:45 pm
I’m going to say you have a delirium-induced fever induced by a surprisingly dry liver.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007 at 7:44 am
As long as they didn’t take your tonsils!!!!
Wednesday, August 22, 2007 at 9:36 am
Wow, that’s the f*cking most amazing x-ray, ever.
I totally want to know how that happened to that poor schmuck…
As for this blog’s ‘poor schmuck’, it’s obviously something psychological.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007 at 8:31 pm
diane’s entry wins.
after reading blogs today, a huge number of people seem to be ill.
here in utah, i’m healthy as anything…bored as hell, but healthy.
hope you feel better soon…. i’ll ship chicken soup…
Thursday, August 23, 2007 at 12:00 am
Best wishes… hope you feel better soon.
Scribe