Does Not Compute

Have you ever gone to work on Vicodin? No? Well, I’m at work right now. And this is pretty indicative of my day:

Rep: Where do you want to do lunch?
Me (who had decided on Serafina on his way into work): Umm… hmm… (flips through Zagat Guide for about 30 seconds) let’s see… how about… Serafina?
Rep: Great! What time do you want to meet?
Me (who has never scheduled a rep lunch for anytime other than 12:30 in his entire career): Umm… hmm… let’s see… how about… 12:30?

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2 responses to “Does Not Compute

  1. Let us know how often your fork missed your mouth at lunch.

  2. Have some lunch beers… You’ll be flyin’ high.

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