“It’s amazing how many Republicans call me for support. And then they go, ‘You’re a Republican right?’ And you go, ‘Well I’m actually a lifetime Democrat.'”
Do you know who said those words?
It couldn’t possibly be the singer/songwriter who sings the outrageously ignorant lyrics “and you’ll be sorry you messed with/the U.S. of A/cause we’ll put a boot in your ass/it’s the American way,” could it?
Oh, it could.
Oh, and Toby: sweet mullet, circa 1993!
*Yes, I, a New York City resident and blogger, just admitted to liking country music. Is that a crime? If so, what is the punishment? Will I be forced to listen to TV on the Radio on repeat while locked in a bar that only serves PBR and whose clientele is exclusively faux-hawked hipsters in ironic t-shirts?