Dreams Do Come True

Last night, I had a dream that I wore my argyle sweater to work. In the dream, I was complimented on my keen fashion sense.

So, this morning, I dug around my closet to find my only argyle sweater, and wore it to work.

Sure enough, as I walked into a co-worker’s office this morning, her first words were, “oh! You look so cute this morning! I love your sweater! It’s so… collegiate!”

I wish I had dreamed up something much better.

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4 responses to “Dreams Do Come True

  1. Anonymous

    it’s cold enough to wear a sweater in NYC? I’m in shorts with a fan blowing on me out here.

    -beej

    (PS…next time, dream of Lindsey Lohan crab-walking naked.)

  2. I gotta admit, guys in argyle? HOT!

  3. I had a dream last night I jerked off in the office bathroom. Sure enough…

  4. This has all the makings of a good porno plot. Just sayin’.

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