Getting Political: Just Shut Up.

Dear John Kerry,

Shut the fuck up. Seriously. I see you weren’t content with just blowing the Democrats’ chances in 2004, so you’re going ahead and doing it again in 2006. Way to go, dumbass.

And then, once you fuck up, you go and call it a botched joke insist, “I was talking about Bush.” No, you weren’t, idiot. You were talking about a draft. But a draft is obviously way too controversial an issue for you to bring up when John McCain says we need 100,000 new troops over there and we have no idea where those 100,000 are going to come from.

Not only that, but you want to fuck it up for us again in 2008, too? Go away, you spineless babbling idiot.

With My Blessings for Your Retirement,
Chris

P.S. I suggest that we all adopt this phrase:

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4 responses to “Getting Political: Just Shut Up.

  1. Bob

    What he was intending to say, as it appeared in the text of the speech was this:

    “I can’t overstress the importance of a great education. Do you know where you end up if you don’t study, if you aren’t smart, if you’re intellectually lazy? You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq.”

    Not very funny as a joke, but the intent is obvious…he really was attempting to make a Bush joke, not anything to do with the draft. Even Republican ex-Maj. Leader Dick Armey knows what’s really going on here:

    “Well, of course, this is a perfect example of politics in America … The President wants the people to perceive [Kerry] of having maligned our troops… I think John Kerry’s right. He’s making a defense of himself. He’s saying, ‘Look, I was not maligning the troops, I was maligning the President of the United States.’”

    Anyway, this is not going to affect the election in the slightest. The stupid people who don’t know the difference between a decorated veteran and a draft-dodging crew of warmongers are already voting Republican anyway.

  2. Bob: you’re probably right. But regardless, John Kerry needs to shut his mouth and fade away. He has no chance in 2008, and all he will ever be remembered for is losing an election to the worst president ever.

  3. Ben

    I was saying this to my parents last night. It’s unbelievable that this douchebag is going to cost us TWO elections is a row. Someone should just lock him in his room until next Wednesday.

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