I’ve been waiting for some video evidence of this to show up on YouTube, but unfortunately, I’m going to have to relay it to you in the form of a transcript, and you’ll just have to picture it in your head (which, honestly, shouldn’t be that hard to do). This is what transpired early in the second quarter of Sunday’s Bears-Seahawks game on Fox, in a discussion about the length of Shawn Alexander’s cleats:
Joe Buck: I wish I knew which was longer 3/8, 1/2, 5/8… you played in the NFL, Troy: what’s longer, 5/8 or 1/2?
Troy Aikman: [stunned silence] I believe 5/8 is longer.
Joe Buck is one-upped on a third-grade math problem by TROY AIKMAN, a guy who sustained ten concussions over the course of his career.