Being a terrorist and getting shot on 24 on Monday…
…and being a rapist and getting shot on Law & Order:SVU on Tuesday.
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The Name: Chris
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east village idiot · a humor blog that’s pretenious, yet unrefined. much like the ‘hood itself.
hey, man’s gotta work. Those residuals from FX broadcasts of Van Wilder only go so far.
Yeah, but at least he gets a lot of Whitecastle :)
Actually, not bad for his profile at all for minimal work, really…
Let’s not forget that Keifer himself went through a totally sketchy string of roles in the 90s where he played murderers, rapists, and molesters. Kal’s on a well traveled path here, have some faith!