amNY Watch: Brain Damage

A drunken text message exchange between me and a friend last week:

Friend: there’s a guy next to me on the train who has a paper. should i ask him for it?
Me: only if you’re not going to puke into it.
Friend: no, i was going to read it. but it is an am new york.
Me: don’t do it! it is a proven fact that reading amNY kills more brain cells than the shots you did tonight.

The proof is in this hard-hitting interview from the pages of last Wednesday’s issue:

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2 responses to “amNY Watch: Brain Damage

  1. Nice blog! :-)
    I had fun reading some of your articles – I’ll definitely be back for more.

  2. will they buy matching drawers*, do you think?

    *drawers~southern for panties

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