Good News, Bad News

Today’s top news stories, as plotted on the official East Village Idiot “How Much I Care”┬áSpectrum:

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6 responses to “Good News, Bad News

  1. I agree. I refuse to talk about the attention whore unless it’s an insanely great joke that cuts her down.

    Even then, it’s still talking about her too much.

  2. meaghan

    conversation that I was not a part of, but I blatantly eavesdropped yesterday:

    COO/founder of my company: Paris Hilton is just stupid.
    Advertising Honcho she was meeting with: Oh, she’s a lovely girl. She’s my neighbor. The only problem I’ve ever had with her is when she has parties, people block my driveway. I think she’s extraordinarily intelligent.
    [all other noise drowned out by the incredulous buzzing in my own ears for hours]

  3. She’s a cock-gobbling thunder-cunt. I hate that bitch, as you can see from my latest blog entry lovingly titled “Throw that slut back in jail”.

    http://www.ozskier.com/mmp/?p=1344

  4. caitlynintherye

    Dave, on the other hand, seems to love talking about her. Props for the phrase “cock-gobbling thunder-cunt”.

  5. Couldn’t agree more with you guys

  6. We had the TV on at work that day (it’s supposed to be for “watching the stock market.” We do have it tuned to news of some sort).

    My boss walked by and wanted to know what was going on in France, because they kept mentioning Paris so much.

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