A comprehensive list of the movies currently playing at the Regal Union Square Stadium 14:
- Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, a sequel.
- Hostel: Part II, a sequel.
- Ocean’s Thirteen, a sequel.
- Pirates of the Caribbean: At The World’s End, a sequel.
- Shrek the Third, a sequel.
- Spider-Man 3, a sequel.
- Waitress, not a sequel, but a ripoff of every uplifting Southern chick-flick comedy about a hard-luck single mom ever created.
It’s no wonder that I’ve seen exactly two movies in a movie theater in the past year. Well, that, and the whole $11 price tag.