I have a friend. She’s a little expensive to keep as a friend. She’s not particularly needy, but she spends a little too much time at the pharmacies, possibly flirting with other guys. On the outside, she seems a little stiff. But on the inside, she’s cool as a cucumber.
She also has a freaky streak. She’s always in my pants. She’s really, really good in my pants. I love it when she’s in my pants. And I never want her out of my pants. On the subway, at the gym, out for a run in the park, even at work… and especially on a day like today. When it’s 92 degrees, hot, and sticky outside, I want my friend to throw a party in my pants all day long.
Meet my good friend… Gold Bond.