Intern 1: I don’t know what I’m doing for lunch. Do you think, like, Japanese food is cheaper than sushi?
Intern 2: Aren’t they the same?
Intern 1: I don’t know. I figured they cost about the same, but I’m not sure.
Intern 2: No, I mean, sushi is Japanese.
Intern 1: Huh? It is? What do you mean?
The rest of the conversation was drowned out by the sound of me banging my head against my desk.