SHOCKING NEWS: Duane Reade employees are inept… and poor sign makers, to boot.
(Seen at the same Duane Reade that had Coca Cola Classick on sale last week)
This sign went up early this week. You know, because if I haven’t gotten the Harry Potter book yet, I’m really going to be enticed to finally purchase it at Duane Reade.
“Let’s see… let me check my shopping list. Box of condoms? Check. Tylenol PM? Check. Valtrex prescription? Check. Ex-Lax? Check. Adult diapers? Check. Oh, shit! I forgot Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Oh, thank God! They have that here, too! Talk about one-stop shopping!”